The Rack

It's actually called a negative tension table.

The shirt he's wearing says "I'm tired and my back hurts."  The girls got it for him for Christmas.

Very appropriate.

The truth is sometimes ugly

Just in case there was any doubt as to who the true ruler of the household is.

Aquila non captat muscas 

Sent from my fabulous BlackBerry Passport 

Watching

The cats like to watch us through the bannister. 

And dangle body parts in the process.

A.